Vodka - SEX Vodka
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Normally I am very wary when I see something that tries to play up a sex angle or inference.That, or some unnatural color usually tell me to stay away! Experience has shown me these products are trying to overcome something nasty.This is caution is abundantly reinforced by this vodka.
Appearance: Crystal clear, no sediment whatsoever. On swirling, it leaves a thin clear coat on the inside of the glass with a scalloped edge developing, then long thin legs. The body seems a bit unnatural in this vodka- too thick.
First Impression: Alcohol and grain, at first, no mistaking this is a grain vodka. After sitting for a bit, the fumes take on a rubbing alcohol and acetone (read "nail polish remover") notes. Admittedly not as noticeable at first, but if you do a side by side with a quality vodka this really jumps out at you.
Taste: It almost seems OK until the bite and fumes at the finish. Slightly oily and medium thick body, the kind of body that isdoesn't seem right for what it is.. As it warms in the mouth the fumes from the alcohol start to taste like dry gas and nail polish with a hint of synthetic vanilla thrown in. Leaves an aftertaste that makes you vaguely feel like maybe a call to Poison Control is in order.
Drinks: Probably would taste better filtered through a loaf of Wonderbread.
Final Thoughts: A classic example of why we don't usually care a lot for wheat vodkas - they can end up smelling like rubbing alcohol when badly done- just like this one. A waste of money trying to be cute and make up a lack of quality by appealing to the frat boy crowd. Rather overpriced for what it is. Avoid There are plenty of other vodkas out there at that price pointor below of similar quality.
Bottle: Frosted glass with SEX silk screened on front. Black plastic neck wrap and a ridged synthetic cork closure like the kind that you find on certain industrial solvents.
which qualifies as the worst webpage I have ever seen - not to mention the most out of date- (the parties only show dates for 2004 and the age verification was last revised in 2003).
It is filled with noxious music, sound effects and the whole play on sex is tiresome and overdone.Using way too much bandwidth for at best outmoded and pointless graphics, it is a study in bad design and poorer taste by the whoever approved this internet abortion.