Ratings

Overall

	Not Fit as Fuel for My Car
	Coolant
	Bottom Shelf
	Drinkable
	Average
	Decent
	Recommended
	Highly Recommended
	Classic
	Moksha

Value

	Extreme Ripoff - consider violence against purveyor!
	Rip Off
	Not Worth It
	Average, wait for a sale
	Average median value
	Better than Average
	Good Value
	Great Deal
	Excellent Value
	Outstanding Value

Any higher - Golden Monkey, spend the inheritance!